Awful - avoid the spa days at all costs
This was a genuinely awful experience from start to finish and a complete waste of money.
As a Christmas gift, my partner received a £150 spa voucher for The Connaught. I decided to join her and pay the extra so we could make a day of it together. She had been really looking forward to this, which made the disappointment even worse.
From the moment we arrived, the staff made it feel as though our presence was an inconvenience. The atmosphere was flat and unwelcoming, and the entire place felt tired and neglected. It looks like it may have been nice in the 1990s and simply hasn’t been updated since.
The spa facilities themselves were shockingly run down. Around 70% of the lights in the steam room didn’t work, and the ones that did flickered constantly. There was a damp, mouldy smell throughout. Overall, it felt less like a luxury spa and more like a poorly maintained council leisure centre.
After the spa we went upstairs for lunch. We both ordered the soup of the day (potato and leek). It was dreadful — clearly straight out of a tin, watery, flavourless, and barely edible. Neither of us managed more than a couple of spoonfuls. The spaghetti that followed was even worse, with an odd metallic, almost petrol-like smell. Again, completely inedible. We took a few bites and gave up. The plates were taken away without comment, apology, or even an offer of an alternative. We were left hungry.
The massage was the final nail in the coffin. We were booked for a hot stone massage and had specifically called ahead to confirm we could be in the same room, which we were told was absolutely fine. On the day, however, one of the therapists flatly refused, insisting it had “never been done before.” What followed was an awkward, visible argument between staff members while we sat waiting. Eventually, another therapist agreed to use the couples room, while the original one refused altogether. Once again, we were made to feel like a burden rather than paying guests.
In total, this cost us £240, and it was worth absolutely none of it. We left feeling frustrated, uncomfortable, and far from relaxed. I would strongly advise anyone considering this spa to save their money and look elsewhere.








