1 Star - if I could give 0, I would
1 Star — If I Could Give Zero, I Would
I’ve been a loyal HempHop customer for years, but after tonight’s outrageous experience, I will never order from them again.
I placed my order at 7:30 p.m. while in a severe chronic pain flare, expecting a reasonable delivery window. Instead, I was passed back and forth between two different delivery systems (Roadie and something called Tookan), neither of which provided accurate updates, tracking, or basic communication.
For over three hours, I sat waiting while customer service repeatedly insisted that what I saw on my screen was wrong, that the “pickup window” was actually 9–10 p.m., and that delivery would be “within an hour after pickup.” Except—no one picked up. No one left. And every time I asked for clarification, I was met with the same scripted responses that completely ignored the situation.
At one point, the driver hadn’t even left 40 minutes after the pickup window ended. I was told they were “rerouting the delivery to prioritize mine,” yet the tracker showed the opposite. Then the driver’s phone conveniently “died,” leaving me with zero way to contact or track anyone.
Meanwhile, I repeatedly explained that I have a chronic pain disease and ordered delivery because I physically couldn’t drive. Rather than offering meaningful support or a partial refund for excessive delays, HempHop’s solution was offering me a “freebie,” which did nothing to address the fact that I’d been waiting in agony for hours.
To make this experience even worse, the tone from customer service came off dismissive, repetitive, and borderline condescending. I was told the same canned lines over and over, as if my time, health, and safety didn’t matter.
I am a business owner myself, and I would never treat my customers this way.
HempHop has lost my business permanently. Their new delivery system is unreliable at best, misleading at worst, and their customer service needs serious retraining. If you rely on timely delivery for medical reasons, avoid HempHop at all costs.
6 December 2025
Unprompted review