Educake Reviews 274

ts pmo its kinda david fr. I know sparx is very kevin and hegarty maths is gurting and owen but educake is just kinda kevin having to do 50 questions. On gurt. Gurt out hb my slime!!

Educake made my grandma's toes fall straight off, not skib approved. Now (s)he works dressed up as a transgender maid with a strap on pegging people behind Gregg's for a kebab, I'm her best customer.I am now 8 months pregnant with my inbred grandma's son.I've had 7 abortion attempts but the creature won't just give up.Educake ended my life.

This website is poo my teacher is making me do 50 question test

April 5th 1778
It was a long time ago, I still remember it as though it was yesterday. The birds chirping outside my window blended smoothly with my cockerel that woke me up each morning.
“Today” I said, “today is my day”

Though it seemed rather provocative to say so, I never really had this feeling as though I had on other days but it wasn’t soon before that warm feeling I had inside of me which was then sooner replaced with a sense of immediate dread.

As I started to wake up I realised I had left my phone in the kitchen whilst making my plum porridge the night before next to the open fire which I used to cook to porridge which I would consume the following morning. As I prepared to eat my porridge my phone makes a noise, then another, then another. Before I knew it, my phone at turned into somewhat of a noisemaker as it lay there repeatedly shaking. With each shake my anticipation slowly grew onto the mystery of what the notifications may be.

09:00 Missed assignment 1
09:00 Missed assignment 2
09:00 Missed assignment 3
09:00 Missed assignment 4
09:00 Missed assignment 5
09:00 Missed assignment 6

7…8…9…10 it just kept going before my eyes 11…12…13. Then I hear a knock at my door. I was confused who could it be at my house this early in the morning. The milkman doesnt come til late tomorrow and I don’t know anyone nearby. Confused, I go over and open the door where I am greeted by a complete stranger.

“Hello”, he says, “I’m Charlie Apple”

I waited for him to continue talking but that’s all he said and there was a long moment of silence between the two of us. The man was short with a strange posture leaning at all times. A strange man he was, still silent. I then muster up the courage to speak to the man

“Why are you here?” I said

The man then looked at me with a frown and a slight look of disgust.

“56, sir” he says

“56, what?” I said confusedly

“56 missed educake assignments, very disappointing” he said with a sigh

Disappointed as I may be I was still confused on why the man had turned up to my house. Sure 56 is a few… ok a lot of missed assignments but I didn’t see the need to send a man to my house. A very… strange man to my house.

“Who sent you?” I said

“Sent me?” He said as if I was the crazy one in this situation, “I have traveled this country to show people a lesson, people like you sir. Sure I’ve seen the odd 3 or even 4 missed assignments, but you sir are a special case.”

Was this man completely insane? I had no idea what this obsession with educake was but he had one and that was definite. I knew people had obsessions with trains and busses but this guy had one with educake. At that point I had just decided a completely insane man was outside my house. Of which I did not want outside my house.

“Please leave my property or I will be forced to call the police!” I said whilst backing away from the strange man

The man didn’t leave, but smiled and let out a small chuckle.

“Oh I won’t leave until you’ve learnt your lesson” He says

At that point my adrenaline had reached its peak as I panted heavily. I slammed the door and went to call the police who said they knew this man and he was a wanted criminal and to NOT make contact. I took this advice seriously the last thing I wanted was this man outside my house. I ran to my room and slammed the door shut. I went under my bed and stayed there.

A few minutes later under the bed I felt a cold hand touch my arm. It was Charlie Apple…

Edukcake is a pretty good app it has it's pros and cons but over all a very stable app that you can revise and work and you can even do tests on it!!! And there's NO scibidi toilets on it and there's also no, only in Ohio, rizzlers, huzzzzzzz and ohhhhhhh dadddyyyyyy, the list could go on!

There's bacically no brain rot ( this app is good for your brain)

the answer used the incorrect formula this websites a joke doesnt help with learning at all very displeased

ps CHICKEN JOCKEY

atleast educake is better than sparx maths.

after using educake for many years throughout secondary school i have come to realise how bad it really is. now im comming to an end and leaving school i would like to give me overall honest opinion on it.

i used to love it it was very enjoyable and fun, until one day i turn around to a mr edmonds (student) complaining due to his new assignments, he has been given 10 sets of 100 questions for biology (1000 Q).

then when i logged in a few weeks back it came up with a message that i had been permanently banned because the app thought i was a bot as i could not get a single one of their questions right.

even my great uncle is smarter than this, all he does is produce meth and sell it to Mr bean every Tuesday at approximately 6pm then when hes back he gets a McDonald, 1 big mac 2 large fry, 1 full fatty coke and 2 mcflurrys.

be fr rn… i open educake and it’s giving prison sentence. like why do i have 56 quizzes due yesterday?? why is every question written like a knockoff ChatGPT trying to gaslight me into learning??? "explain the difference between aerobic and anaerobic respiration" okay explain why this website is holding my mental stability hostage 💀

interface? DUSTY. layout? CRUSTY. vibes? musty. it looks like google classroom and a 2002 powerpoint presentation had a baby and then abandoned it. i click on one thing and it’s lagging like my brain during maths. and don’t even get me started on the colour scheme. my retinas are crying. i feel like i’m being punished for a crime i didn’t commit.

and the questions?? they be like “what is an ion?” i’m ion know 😭😭 stop asking me like i didn’t just cry over a geography test and forget how to breathe.

also the feedback is giving ✨emotional damage✨ like i’ll get one tiny thing wrong and it’ll be like “oH sO cLoSe 😅 try reviewing your YEAR 6 SCIENCE” like i didn’t just pour my whole soul into that answer. like no babe i’m not "almost right," i’m almost throwing my laptop out the window

teachers assigning 13 quizzes at once like we’re not also doing 6 other subjects, 3 extracurriculars, mental health in shambles, and still trying to get 8 hours of sleep like “just finish them before sunday 😇” girl BE SERIOUS.

plus it tracks everything. every click. every wrong answer. every breath i take. like i swear educake is lowkey sentient atp. it knows when i’m about to flop and waits patiently to hit me with the “not quite!” 😐 i feel judged.

conclusion: this app is a war crime. i would rather bite aluminum foil while crying in the shower than do one more 6-mark question about the water cycle.

educake isn’t even educational. it’s edutorture. someone pls unplug the servers before it spreads.

Terrible, it's so bad. It makes me go depressed. It doesn't help it marks you wrong for the most stupid mistakes. Like pardon me for not being Albert Einstein! It pisses me off.

Riley belford loves yapping in english amd flirting with teachers

My mum chucked her slipper at me at 1000 mph because i got 79/80. now my nan is in jail as she got invited to a diddy party and they had to much fun and got sent to prisson. now im stuck with her 69 foot gorrila raping me all night.
1 star, DO NOT RECOMEND

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This website makes me want to rip off my own toes. Why the frick do i get 100000 question to do in a day.
The website never works just like how gooning to anything other than toes. My profile does not replicate what i feel when doing educake. It makes me depressed and it makes me need to hit my toe flavoured lollipop. this stupid homework app makes my toes curl into my own foot. whatever u do, do not download this app and if u do ur toes might disappear... dont ask me how i know...

meh, it is ok I guess

Icl I thought I could buy curry from this site,I NEED MY CURRY

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possibly the worst website to exist i was a happy kid before enjoying my life, but now i dread to wake up because of educake it haunts me, even in my dreams i have educake eating me. this ends today now and for all. GET RID OF EDUCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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